not sure if i need sex, sleep, or to punch someone in the face.

(Source: sex-like-a-nympho, via redbonerose)

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

(via guru-nom)

fuckyeahlaughters:

Wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing of life.

(Source: good-for-mee, via guru-nom)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

tastefullyoffensive:

Before and After Photoshop [via]

airpunchingacademic:

methcastle:

Go ahead and think we’re the only intelligent life out there. You go right ahead.

Fuck yeah Science

(via stormafter)

neopiacentral:

if you’re ever sad just remember that the guy who does the voice of mickey mouse and the girl who voices minnie got married in real life

(via glittter-and-gold)